(Two Best Friends bump with each other suddenly on the way.. after a very long period of time.
Here is the Conversation within Sumiet and his Friend.. Adhunik.. who is a Hardware + Network Engineer.. working in Microsoft Association as a Network Administrator.)
SUMIET : "Hey Hi.....!!! How are you re..?
:-D "
ADHUNIK : "Oh Sumi.....!!! Seen you after a long duration re..!:-D "
"Ha re.. Bol na kasa kaay chaallay..? :) "
"Hmmm.. Chaallay re..
Bus Schedule jara busy asto halli.. :-| "
"Huh.. Why re..?"
"Have to stay all time connected na.. with LAN & WAN. :-| "
"Mhanje..?"
Always online re.. I am.. Can't even be offline while in sleep also. :-|
Bus ata ya sarvan paasun cd.. vhaavese vaatte.
Kuthe tari door jaaun Standby rahaavese vaatte.
Wanna refresh myself.. :( "
"Oh yaar.. why so overstressed..? :-| "
"Hshhh.. see na.. since I've married.. my old OS is almost formatted re. :-|
Baayko tar ashi bhetliy.. exactly DOS pramane.. ekdum kichkat.. :-©
She has made my ears as a Command Prompt.
Sala Aayushya 7 paasun 98 banlay.
Por pan ashe execute jhaaleyt na.. majhyashi poorn incompatible.
Aaine barobar Softwares ghaatle naahit tyaanchya Hardware madhe.
Nothing is extracted in them from me.. :( "
"Ho..? Pan evdhe tari kaay vaagtat te..? :-/"
"Tyanchyawar konachech Control Panel naahi.
Mala tar Limited User samajtaat.. Disk Quota dyayla.
Kaahi tyaanchya outside life baddal paahayla gelo tar.. File Encrypted. :-|
Kaahi Personal data run karaaycha mhatle tar.. IP security laavun thevliy.
But their Mom has all the Passwords and Loopholes of them.
Pan bagh ek divas kase tyaanche Certificates mount karto te.
Ekda Good Luck cha mouse majhya hatat yeu de.. mag bagh. :-@ "
"Arey Ho re.. but after all they are your own World na..
Bara.. Raani kashi aahe..? :) Kaay karte saddya..? :) "
"Better don't ask.. :-|
Tila Junior College madhe send karun saha mahine pan naahi jhaaleyt.. Aani halli aikala milaale aahe ki.. Tiche kona eka Hacker Porashi Network Cable connect jhaalay.:'(
Just let that Boy encounter me.. and see kase Hang karto tyala.
And how I change his Wallpaper by punching his LCD. :-@
Ki punha parat kontya Muli barobar Love che USB connect karnyachi laayki naahi rahnar..>:(
My Bachhi's CPU is still childish re. :-|
Can't even discriminate Persons by their File extensions..
So I'm always afraid of her being corrupted re.. :'( "
"Hmmm.. Really surprising re.. :(
And what about Abhi..?"
"To tar bas.. Advanced Technology cha NTFS NEXT file system. :-©
Konachya OS warun Boot jhaalay kaay maahit.
Majhya Ek eka Drive che 100 partitions paadleyt tyaane.
Aaple tech Application dusryanchya PC war install karu paahto.
He thinks that he never needs MS Help Center.
Mi tar tyachyashi rarely chat karto.. samora samor.. Naahi tari Yahoo Messenger aani Email nech kaay te communication.
Ekda ka ghara baaher padla ki.. Ping kara chaahe Tracert kara.. no result..
Router bighadlay nalaykacha..
Bagha tevha Bad Connectivity.. Sending Recieving Packets from foul friends.. :-@
Abhyasaat pan fakt Copy - Paste karunach pudhe alay T.Y. paryant..
Ya outside www che properties tyala baaher gelyashivay kalayche naahi.
Ek divas tyachya RAM la samjun chukel.. >:("
"Ha re Adhu.. This next generation is like this only.. :-|
And your Job..? :)
I've heard that your salary is handsome.. :) "
"Shut up re.. Ha kaay Career..?:(
Mi jevdha Kaam karto tevdha tar Cyber madhla PC pan karat nasel. :-|
Gharachya Gateway paasun baaher jo traffic lagto.. to endless.
Aani Sala to kaay amcha Boss..? >:(
He thinks that he himself is the Domain Server of entire Microsoft.
Jasa kaay Bill Gates ne tyala ektyalach Keyboard vaaparayla shikavlay. >:(
He doesn't likes at all if we employees do some more than that of our given path.
Aaarrghh.. his weird policies and our weird Environment.
Jagaatla kontyach DNS database la tyacha IP resolve karta yaycha naahi.
To bolel to FTP aani bolel to HTTP.
Saglyanna nuste Terminal Server banvun thevlay.
Some na Somewhere he detects error in us.. and by some na some way he aborts our Projects.
Evdhya Varshat tya Halkataane kona Ekalahi DCPROMO karun swatahchya Forest madhe aanle naahiye.
We all clients are totally exhausted working in the Scope of his DHCP.
And in addition.. because of his stupid Assignments.. we have lost Remote Assistance with many of our Business Partners. :-/
Bus nothing without conflicts and conflicts is there in our MS Office.:(
Ghari Workgroup.. Kaamawar Domain.. aani Rastyaawar tar chakk Roaming Profile.
And in so called Holidays.. Log on at VPN. :-|
Kaay bagh maajhe Public Profile..
Now only Google knows my Destiny..
Even kutre pan aaplya Gallit waagh astaat.
Kadhi kadhi tar evdha busy asto ki mi swatahchya Gharacha URL pan visarto. :(
Naavapurta mi Network Administrator aahe.. pan hatat ghanta Admin Tools.
Ase vaatte ke CCNA che Certificate la Trash Karun Shift Delete karave ke Recycle Bin madhe pan Saapdaycha naahi..:-@"
"Oh dear.. I can understand your circumstance re..
Tabyet tari bari aahe na tujhi..? :-| "
"Na re.. don mahinyan paasun Trojan Agent sarkha ha majha Taap aani Doke dukhi..
From which Modem they infected me who knows.
Sala tya Devaane ICS pan naahi ghatle majhya nasheebat.
Have te Virus yetaat aani mala Mozilla saarkhe surf kartaat.
Dar varshi Doctor kade janyat aani Quick Heal la update karnyat kiti paise ghaalvu..? :-| "
"Bara tu tujhe stream ka nahi change karun baghat..?"
"Did re.. Big Big opportunities also came across.. but When tried.. Netgear Blocked. :-{
Kharach.. lavkarach maajha Motherboard bhangaar honaar aahe.
Aatapaasunach CMOS down vhaayla laaglay.
BIOS pan update hot naahi kevha kevha.
MBR harvat chaallay maajhe..
Sakali anthrunaatun uthto tevha 8- bit warach kiti tari vel kaadhto.
BOOT.INI la pan kalat naahi ke majhe OS he XP aahe mhanun.. :(
Bara Bore jhaala asashil na tu aata.. Sumi..? :-|
Mhanat asashil.. yala Don Prashna vicharle.. aani yaane Windows Media Player on kele.. :-|
Actually Mi he sarv KB madhe saangnaar hoto re.. pan shevti GB paryant gele..
Pan nidan aata tujhya kade tari majhya vastu stithi che ntBackup raahil. :-/ "
"Na re stupid.. It's nothing like that.
Felt your story very heart touching.. :( "
"Hmmm.. pan mi tula kahich Queries naahi kele.
Your prefix and IP Address is the same as before na ? :) "
"Means ?"
"Oh sorry.. means you live at that same place in Ratnagiri na ?"
"Yes re.. :) "
"Is it your Dynamic or Static IP ? :) "
"Huh..??"
"Permanently you stay there or temporarily staying ?"
"Arey.. permanently.. :) "
"Hmmm.. today felt very nice re.. to share my hidden folders with you .. :) "
"Me too..:) to hear from my best old buddy. :)
Now stay in touch ha.. my mobile number is the same.. :) "
"Ha sure :)
Now see how I'll disturb you. ;-)
You don't know my SQL injection and DDos Attacks. . ;-) "
"Hehehe.. Yes.. It's hard to know about you..;-) "
"Chal Sumi.. by the bye.. say.. what you do ? :) "
"Arey.. I have a small habit of writing Articles.:) "
"Oh wow.. Chinkies..:-D
Can I have one of them to read ? :) "
"Hmmm.. yes na.. :) now just tomorrow.. Visit this site.. :)
www.sumiet23.blogspot.com
And read the latest Article..:)
There will be a surprise for you..:)"
"Oh wow.. you made me curious now..:)
I'm dying by curiousity like a cat.. ;-P "
"Ha.. but die after you read it.;-)
Chal.. see ya..Good Evening and Take care .. :) "
"Yeah.. :) Same to you.. :) see you.. bye.. :) "
A Creativity by Sumiet.. :)
Here is the Conversation within Sumiet and his Friend.. Adhunik.. who is a Hardware + Network Engineer.. working in Microsoft Association as a Network Administrator.)
SUMIET : "Hey Hi.....!!! How are you re..?
:-D "ADHUNIK : "Oh Sumi.....!!! Seen you after a long duration re..!
:-D " "Ha re..
Bol na kasa kaay chaallay..? :) ""Hmmm.. Chaallay re..
Bus Schedule jara busy asto halli.. :-| "
"Huh.. Why re..?"
"Have to stay all time connected na.. with LAN & WAN. :-| "
"Kaay saangu.. Family aani Job baghta baghta majhe internal external systems paar overload jhaaleyt re. :(
Pappanche License expire jhaalyapaasun Gharaatla ekulta ek Admin banloy na mi.:(Always online re.. I am..
Can't even be offline while in sleep also. :-|Bus ata ya sarvan paasun cd.. vhaavese vaatte.
Kuthe tari door jaaun Standby rahaavese vaatte.
Wanna refresh myself.. :(
""Oh yaar.. why so overstressed..? :-| "
"Hshhh.. see na.. since I've married.. my old OS is almost formatted re. :-|
Baayko tar ashi bhetliy.. exactly DOS pramane.. ekdum kichkat.. :-©
She has made my ears as a Command Prompt.
Sala Aayushya 7 paasun 98 banlay.
Por pan ashe execute jhaaleyt na.. majhyashi poorn incompatible.
Aaine barobar Softwares ghaatle naahit tyaanchya Hardware madhe.
Nothing is extracted in them from me.. :(
""Ho..? Pan evdhe tari kaay vaagtat te..? :-/"
"Tyanchyawar konachech Control Panel naahi.
Mala tar Limited User samajtaat.. Disk Quota dyayla.
Kaahi tyaanchya outside life baddal paahayla gelo tar.. File Encrypted. :-|
Kaahi Personal data run karaaycha mhatle tar.. IP security laavun thevliy.
But their Mom has all the Passwords and Loopholes of them.
Pan bagh ek divas kase tyaanche Certificates mount karto te.
Ekda Good Luck cha mouse majhya hatat yeu de.. mag bagh. :-@ "
"Arey Ho re.. but after all they are your own World na..
Bara.. Raani kashi aahe..? :)
Kaay karte saddya..? :) ""Better don't ask.. :-|
Tila Junior College madhe send karun saha mahine pan naahi jhaaleyt.. Aani halli aikala milaale aahe ki.. Tiche kona eka Hacker Porashi Network Cable connect jhaalay.
:'(Just let that Boy encounter me.. and see kase Hang karto tyala.
And how I change his Wallpaper by punching his LCD. :-@
Ki punha parat kontya Muli barobar Love che USB connect karnyachi laayki naahi rahnar..
>:(My Bachhi's CPU is still childish re. :-|
Can't even discriminate Persons by their File extensions..
So I'm always afraid of her being corrupted re.. :'(
""Hmmm..
Really surprising re.. :( And what about Abhi..?"
"To tar bas.. Advanced Technology cha NTFS NEXT file system. :-©
Konachya OS warun Boot jhaalay kaay maahit.
Majhya Ek eka Drive che 100 partitions paadleyt tyaane.
Aaple tech Application dusryanchya PC war install karu paahto.
He thinks that he never needs MS Help Center.
Mi tar tyachyashi rarely chat karto.. samora samor.. Naahi tari Yahoo Messenger aani Email nech kaay te communication.
Ekda ka ghara baaher padla ki.. Ping kara chaahe Tracert kara.. no result..
Router bighadlay nalaykacha..
Bagha tevha Bad Connectivity.. Sending Recieving Packets from foul friends.. :-@
Abhyasaat pan fakt Copy - Paste karunach pudhe alay T.Y. paryant..
Ya outside www che properties tyala baaher gelyashivay kalayche naahi.
Ek divas tyachya RAM la samjun chukel.. >:(
""Ha re Adhu.. This next generation is like this only.. :-|
And your Job..? :)
I've heard that your salary is handsome.. :)
""Shut up re.. Ha kaay Career..?
:(Mi jevdha Kaam karto tevdha tar Cyber madhla PC pan karat nasel. :-|
Gharachya Gateway paasun baaher jo traffic lagto.. to endless.
Aani Sala to kaay amcha Boss..? >:(
He thinks that he himself is the Domain Server of entire Microsoft.
Jasa kaay Bill Gates ne tyala ektyalach Keyboard vaaparayla shikavlay. >:(
He doesn't likes at all if we employees do some more than that of our given path.
Aaarrghh.. his weird policies and our weird Environment.
Jagaatla kontyach DNS database la tyacha IP resolve karta yaycha naahi.
To bolel to FTP aani bolel to HTTP.
Saglyanna nuste Terminal Server banvun thevlay.
Some na Somewhere he detects error in us.. and by some na some way he aborts our Projects.
Evdhya Varshat tya Halkataane kona Ekalahi DCPROMO karun swatahchya Forest madhe aanle naahiye.
We all clients are totally exhausted working in the Scope of his DHCP.
And in addition.. because of his stupid Assignments.. we have lost Remote Assistance with many of our Business Partners. :-/
Bus nothing without conflicts and conflicts is there in our MS Office.
:(Ghari Workgroup.. Kaamawar Domain.. aani Rastyaawar tar chakk Roaming Profile.
And in so called Holidays.. Log on at VPN. :-|
Kaay bagh maajhe Public Profile..
Now only Google knows my Destiny..
Even kutre pan aaplya Gallit waagh astaat.
Kadhi kadhi tar evdha busy asto ki mi swatahchya Gharacha URL pan visarto. :(
Naavapurta mi Network Administrator aahe.. pan hatat ghanta Admin Tools.
Ase vaatte ke CCNA che Certificate la Trash Karun Shift Delete karave ke Recycle Bin madhe pan Saapdaycha naahi..:-@""Oh dear.. I can understand your circumstance re..
Tabyet tari bari aahe na tujhi..? :-| "
"Na re.. don mahinyan paasun Trojan Agent sarkha ha majha Taap aani Doke dukhi..
From which Modem they infected me who knows.
Sala tya Devaane ICS pan naahi ghatle majhya nasheebat.
Have te Virus yetaat aani mala Mozilla saarkhe surf kartaat.
Dar varshi Doctor kade janyat aani Quick Heal la update karnyat kiti paise ghaalvu..? :-| "
"Bara tu tujhe stream ka nahi change karun baghat..?"
"Did re.. Big Big opportunities also came across.. but When tried.. Netgear Blocked. :-{
Kharach.. lavkarach maajha Motherboard bhangaar honaar aahe.
Aatapaasunach CMOS down vhaayla laaglay.
BIOS pan update hot naahi kevha kevha.
MBR harvat chaallay maajhe..
Sakali anthrunaatun uthto tevha 8- bit warach kiti tari vel kaadhto.
BOOT.INI la pan kalat naahi ke majhe OS he XP aahe mhanun.. :(
Bara Bore jhaala asashil na tu aata.. Sumi..? :-|
Mhanat asashil.. yala Don Prashna vicharle.. aani yaane Windows Media Player on kele.. :-|
Actually Mi he sarv KB madhe saangnaar hoto re.. pan shevti GB paryant gele..
Pan nidan aata tujhya kade tari majhya vastu stithi che ntBackup raahil. :-/ "
"Na re stupid.. It's nothing like that.
Felt your story very heart touching.. :(
""Hmmm.. pan mi tula kahich Queries naahi kele.
Your prefix and IP Address is the same as before na ? :) "
"Means ?"
"Oh sorry.. means you live at that same place in Ratnagiri na ?"
"Yes re.. :)
""Is it your Dynamic or Static IP ? :) "
"Huh..??"
"Permanently you stay there or temporarily staying ?"
"Arey.. permanently.. :)
""Hmmm.. today felt very nice re.. to share my hidden folders with you .. :)
""Me too..
:) to hear from my best old buddy. :)Now stay in touch ha.. my mobile number is the same.. :) "
"Ha
sure :)Now see how I'll disturb you. ;-)
You don't know my SQL injection and DDos Attacks. . ;-)
""Hehehe.. Yes.. It's hard to know about you..
;-) ""Chal Sumi.. by the bye.. say.. what you do ? :)
""Arey.. I have a small habit of writing Articles.
:) ""Oh wow.. Chinkies..
:-DCan I have one of them to read ? :)
""Hmmm.. yes na.. :) now just tomorrow.. Visit this site.. :)
www.sumiet23.blogspot.com
And read the latest Article..
:)There will be a surprise for you..
:)""Oh wow.. you made me curious now..
:)I'm dying by curiousity like a cat.. ;-P "
"Ha.. but die after you read it.
;-)Chal.. see ya..
Good Evening and Take care .. :) ""Yeah.. :) Same to you..
:) see you.. bye.. :) "
