Sumiet23

Monday, 12 December 2016

Lo maan liya maine..

Lo maan liya maine, pyar nahi karte tum..
Mere saath meri yaadein, ho gayi hai gum..

Par kaise karu yakeen, ke sab khatam ho gaya..
Lamba tha yeh safar, ya saath kum pad gaya..

Jaa chuke bahot door tum, ab thoda ruk bhi jao..
Nahi milenge humare raste.. na kahunga laut aao..

Bas kabhi kabhar yaad, mujhe aati hai tumhari..
Kaash mai likh pata, poori kahaani humaari..

Khub kaha hai kisine, ke Waqt hai behta paani..
Le jaati hai sab kuchh, chhod ke bus nishani..

- Sumiet




Wednesday, 20 July 2016

F*R*I*E*N*D*S

Hello..

...Ha bolo.

Kaise ho ?

Thik.. aur tum ?

Pehchana mujhe ?

Kaise nahi pehchanunga ?

Hmm.. 😔
I'm sorry..

Sorry for what ?

For leaving you.

You never left me... 😕
Well leave it.
Say how are you ?

Without you...

You have me.

...Koi mili ki nahi ?

Mili na.
Tumhe ?

Hmm..
Kon h woh khushnaseeb ?

Hai ek..
Ditto tumhare jaisi.

Mujh se achhi hogi..

Tum kaha boori ho.

Tumhe nahi pata ?

Pata hota toh achha hota...
Aur bolo.. aj kaise yaad aayi achanak ?

Kuchh batana tha.

Kya baki hai ?

Meri shaadi fix hui hai.

Wow !
Congrats !! ☺

Hmm.. 😑

Chalo achha hua.

Puchhoge nahi kaun hai woh ?

Jaan ke kya karunga.
Jo koi hai... lucky toh hai.

Ab tum pehle ki tarah mere baare mai possessive nahi ho na ?

Pehle mere paas bus tum hi thi.

Hmm.. 😐
Kaisa laga tumhe aaj mujhse baat karke ?

Kal ki tarah.

Kya karte ho aaj kal ?

Kuchh nahi, job aur education.
Tumhara ho gaya na pura ?

Ha.. job bhi laga hai.

Waah..! fir toh aap Madam ban gayi !
Aur apke Sir kaise hai ?

Kaun ?

BF jee aapke.

Kaun ?

Kaun ya kaunsa ? 😝

Hahaha.. so funny. 😊

Arey wahi.. tumhara pahila crush.
Mr. xxxxxx.

Achha woh..

Ha woh..

Woh to first class.

Hmm... aur baki sab third class.

Kuchh bhi..

😀

Mummyjee kaisi hai ?

Thik..
Ab kya bataau, bimari ne pareshan kar dia hai.
Abhi just gaya doc visit karke.

Arey yaar..
Ek simple sa kaam nahi jamata.

Kya ?

Roj ka ek apple to hai.

Matlab ?

Arey.. apple latkate nahi kya ghar ke bahar ?

Woh kyu ?

Bhool gayi kya ?
"An apple a day keeps a doctor away." 😂

Oohh..

Hahaha..

😄
Aur pata h kya.
Woh Xxxxxx hai na, uski shaadi ho gayi last year.

 Sirf shaadi hi nahi hui..

Toh ?

Mummy bhi ban gayi hai woh.

Ohh.. ha.
Life is so fast.
Kabhi hum bacche the.. aaj humare honeko hai.

Ha, matlab tumhare.

Arey yaar.. pehle shaadi toh ho jane do. 😄

A buddhu.. bacche ke liye shaadi compulsory thodi hoti hai. 😜

Hahaha..
Hat, kuchh bhi.

😂

Aur batao, khana khaya ?

Ha kyu ?
Tum nahi khati kya ?

Ha toh.. woh bhi 3 baar.

Toh khao na jao.
Dimag kyu kha rahi ho. 😝

😅

Kyu free nahi ho kya ?

Na re baba.
Aaj kal chocolate bhi free mai nahi milta.
Aur tum meri baat kar rahi ho.

Achha ?
Toh kitni kimmat hai tumhari ?

Puchh rahi ho ya bata rahi ho ?

Whatever. 😏

Madam jee ab bas bhi karo.
Hum gareebo ko maaf kar do.

Chalo kiya maaf.
Ab paao chhuo mere.

Thik hai jee toh yeh lo.
Paao upar karo.

Hat, besharam.

Woh kya hai na, aj kamar mai moch aayi hai. 😜

😆

Aur yeh mai kya sun raha hoo aaj kal.

Kya ?

Madam ne 4 Wheeler lee hai.

Ha, sahi suna.

Aur woh bhi hawe mai udne wali.

Na, yeh galat suna.

Toh kya woh normal si gaadi hai kya ? 😐

Toh kya Batman ki car kharidungi kya mai ? 😅

Hmm..
Baat samajh mai nahi aayi. 😯

Ab kya ?

Ek sadharan gaadi ko tum asmaan mai kaise chalati ho ?

Woh kya hai na.
Car mai music bajati hoo, thoda bass badhati hoo, aur sab ho jata hai.

Itna kyu badhaati ho ?
Bass ?

Kyu ki..
Baby ko bass pasand hai !! 😆

😂
Kabhi hume bhi ek test drive dilva do.

Ha ha, kyu nahi.
But jara sambhalna ha.

Daro mat yaar.
Mai nahi udaane wala.
Mujhe nahi jamta hawa mai udna.
Koi mujhe plane bhi dega agar chalane to bhi mai use highway se hi le aunga bhai.

Buhahaha..

Hahaha..
Chalo fir.

Kaha ?

Arey, matlab rakhta hoo.
Waise bhi tum kaha jaogi ajnabee ke saath.

Kon ajnabee ?

Mai, aur kaun ?
Kitne dino baad phone kiya aapne Ma'am ?

Hmm.. 3 saal baad.

Nahi.
3 saal.. 6 mahine.. 12 din.. 8 ghante.. 44 min.

Ohh..
Fir bhi.. hum ajnabee thodi na hai.

Toh kya hai hum ?

We are friends... 😇

Kya ?????????? 😮

Tuesday, 14 June 2016

URGE..

Your smell was seductive..
And I was lost in you..
I wished things to happen..
Between me and you..

You were saying something..
But I wasn't heeding  you..
The feeling was great..
So I was feeling you..

Please hold this moment..
Or let me hold you..
You are damn beautiful..
Let me explore you..

Come close and relieve..
My comfort is you..
There's one thing running..
Within me and you..

It's been a long time..
I was searching you..
Miss Angel of desire..
My urge is you..


Monday, 22 February 2016

Vow..

It striked me finally.
Days after days, going through a series of interviews, the only reply I was getting was -->
"Will call you".
"Sorry, no hiring right now".
"Oh kid, you didn't make it".
"Blah blah".

It was weird that how so many people had the same song to sing.
Was there no company who had a single vacancy?
Where should I go now?
I was working so honestly for the company that I never thought of switching to other and getting a 20-30 % hike on existing package.
Then why this happened only with me?
Was I right, or was I a fool to ignore the opportunities which were there just before my resignation?
I'll consider the latter.
Because nowadays, here who is sincere, loyal, listener, etc. is a fool.
And now when I'll be having a job, I'll not be those.

While churning out the reason behind all these useless efforts which I was making past few days, I recalled something.
This did not seem humanly that everybody had the same answer for me.
It had chances of existence of something supernatural.
I remembered that I was owing to the Lord of obstacles, Shree Ganesh, especially Dagdusheth Halwai's.
My wife once was going through this same situation and at that time she had prayed saying that if she got a job, she will offer 21 modaks to this Ganpati.
And when she got the same after 2-3 months, both of us had forgotten about that.

As I saw on the calendar that the resignation call was on the same day of Shree Ganesh Jayanti, I realised what we wanted to do.
The very next day, we visited Dagdusheth Ganpati and fulfilled the promise.
In this travel, my wife was once again grateful to the Lord when her mobile escaped from the clutch of a pick pocketer.
And after hearing her, I was so relieved to think that if the Lord hadn't been so merciful and the phone had lost, then what had I done in this time of misery.

Thanking every now and then, we sat at the temple for few minutes.
Once again I was now praying to the same God to aside all the hindrance and grant me a new way of earning.
You know how it's so hard here to survive without a livinghood.
You can't sit at home beyond a certain limit.
And I was now able to see that limit coming near.
I held my hands together and asked Ganpati for a mercy.
And if it did so, I will do a thing.
I will .....................................................................
(Hey, it's secret.
How can I tell you right now before the result?)

And soon I left the premises, keeping there my another word.. my next "Vow".

- Sumiet Talekar


Dagdusheth Halwai's Ganapati is one of the influential deities residing in Budhwar peth, Pune.
Many say that the God here listens to the devotees' vow and blesses them what they wanted.
But if a devotee fails to fulfill his / her vow, the Lord gets unpleasant and lays hindrance in his / her every way.

Click here for the full history of this Deity and its temple. 




Friday, 12 February 2016

People of Past..

There comes a time when we remember people.
We miss them for not being with us this time.
Those people with whom we messed up and ended every thread of relation.
We regret for why we didn't leave anything between us and them.
Had we any idea that we would feel their need in future?
At least not a close relationship, but of course, we had an option to keep them in our dictionary of friends.
Even they had.
But nobody did either.

Actually everybody expect from the other end to turn up.
To reapproach with a bulk of roses with a card saying Sorry.
And to initiate a whole new story.
For that, we wait deliberately.
Just like yeah, this is a Bollywood Movie and everything is gonna patch up at climax.
But instead of that, why just we don't take the lead?
Has our ego became so important than our happiness?
Or do we think that time will never come when we shall miss them?
We keep on thinking that why it didn't happen the way it was expected to be?
Or it is just that we expect a bit too much.

Life is a university.
It teaches us lessons, both good and bad.
Then it conducts examinations.
Exams of many types, like MCQs, fill in the blanks, true or false, long and brief answers, etc. etc.
And here comes the time.
We feel that there should had been some one who simply had lightened our mind by suggesting answers we never had otherwise.
We fall shattered, alone, and blank.
In that dark state of senses, we remember nothing but those people.
People of past.
And we miss them, we miss really hard.


- Sumiet Talekar 

Tuesday, 2 February 2016

Big Bang change

I don't think any other brand can substitute Sony.
Neither by strong hardware nor Software specs.
Still if Sony shuts down, I'll prefer going for Apple or Nexus.
Apple provides one of best hardware while Nexus provides the best software.

But Sony wouldn't need to quit if it makes a big universal change.

First of all, Sony needs to change its marketing strategy.
Sony needs to do ads and brandings,  at least when it has its own range TV channels.
It's absurd to see a Samsung Galaxy Advertisement on a Sony Entertainment channel but not an Xperia Mobile ad.
It's a shame, really!

Secondly,  Sony needs to kick out its staff which are not that worthy and replace them with some talented ones.

Thirdly, Sony should redesign their line of smartphones with new appearances instead of that same old glassy rectangular bricks.

Additionally, Sony should take online polls about how a customer would prefer a change in their products and why.
Sony needs to understand Indian Market where  cheap and attractive products are preferred over quality and expensive ones.

And about a Sony mobile flagship, it should jump to a whole new world of specs rather than keeping on to the tradition of adding one unit of specs over the last one.

For example,  Z2, Z3, Z3+, Z5, all have 3 GB of RAM.
This means Sony has hovered on 3 GB for almost 2 years.
A snaily progress,  ain't it?
Can't it jump from a 3 GB RAM to a 5 GB RAM directly?
Is there any law that they should not skip 4 GB?
Let the competitors wonder if they should go for 4 GB or should they just copy Sony and make 5 GB.
This was just an example.
There are lot of things like, same old camera of 20.7 MP hardly progressed with 23 MP.
Sony can go for a 41 MP camera, at least when Sony has its own business of camera sensors.

Well, I would like to conclude that if Sony wants to be in the marathon, it needs to change, a big bang change!


Sumiet Talekar 


Tuesday, 12 January 2016

Time Machine..

It was not the first time I was hearing this thing, but now that authentic message had rattled me.
I wondered why I never paid any heed to those rumours.
I always felt that now or then, everything will be as before.


The news did hurt me a bit, but still there was a little existence of happiness in my heart.
Even when I knew that I was going to be scattered in pieces until I find my next employment.


I was somewhat happy for the company as it was getting free from the trap of competitors and their wicked strategies.
But again I was sad for being a witness of the rise and fall of such a big Brand.


I cannot directly conclude to the reason behind this, but yet can make a guess.
Maybe due to lack of potential managerial hierarchy or absence of innovation and promotion.
Also it can be cause of market of brainless consumers who substitute quality for price.


It is pitiful to see how these people are attracted towards gimmicks given by cheat manufacturers.
They are carried away more by the display rather than the content.
Durable features doesn't matter over attractive toys (e.g. waterproof vs edge display).


Here, I have seen everyone running behind the other blindly, without knowing the reason.
I will always blame this irrationality, and senseless humans.


Many say that why should they purchase a product of such a brand which is gonna be wiped out very soon?
But I can say that it's not like that you won't get service for Xperia devices.
In fact, as long as these handsets are seen in your hands and mine, service won't be discontinued.
On the contrary to this topic, you will feel more and more lucky as you will flaunt day by day with this 'only thing' going rare.
I don't see any actual loss of the company itself, but of ourself.


Heading to the point, I would like to say that it's neither a defeat, nor a give up; it's a destiny.
Market Evolution, or the so called destiny has made a big injustice by undervaluing a manufacturer of quality, a brand like Sony.


We are not far from a day when this same market will strive for a thing named 'quality' which will be extincted till then.
And unfortunately there will be no option to us, save a Time Machine..
(Yep, you heard right! )


- Sumiet Talekar. 

Wednesday, 6 January 2016

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Hi there!!

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The person is willing to spend money only if he / she could get maximum offers like a cashback,  reward points, etc. on the purchase made.
Among those person,  I'm one too!

By surfing over the Internet,  I have got offer codes for FreeCharge,  BookMyShow,  Paytm, etc.
I've made maximum benefits of cashback and discounts on my online transactions by using several codes flooded over the net.


By seeing myself satisfied,  I feel to see you guys the same.

So here are my referral codes for you.
Just use these OFFER CODES for your first transactions and grab your cashbacks!


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Use the above codes when you'll add money in corresponding wallets.
(Remember: These are only one time codes which won't work twice.)

Enjoy!  
- Sumiet Talekar.